earthdad:

*something bad happens to me*

me, through gritted teeth: Sasuke…..

powerburial:

*slaps gatorade out of a computer nerds hands* you didn’t earn those electrolytes

cyberdepressed:

but its funny how we hate ourselves but then we see other people hating themselves and we’re like nO NO DONT DO THAT NO

adventuresofcesium:

i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

d3ku:

professor: avoid mentioning your sexual orientation in academic papers
me: i’m gay, this is my gay paper, here’s my gay opinion

thejwilightzone:

me: *calls a person my own age “kid”*

alrightanakin:

My therapist just told me that I “use humor to cover up past trauma so I don’t have to deal with it” and that “it will take years of extensive therapy to genuinely recover from it all” and I literally burst out laughing and finger gunned @ him

dreamgrl1998:

I am not ready to deal with anything at all